Tuesday, August 4, 2020

The 007 Project -- Rankings Page

Ranking the Bond movies and other elements. Updating as I go. 

MOVIES

  1. On Her Majesty's Secret Service
  2. Thunderball
  3. Goldfinger
  4. Dr. No
  5. You Only Live Twice
  6. From Russia With Love

BONDS

  1. Sean Connery
  2. George Lazenby

BOND GIRLS (criteria = 75% looks, 25% personality.  Apologies for being shallow.)

  1. Domino (Thunderball)
  2. Tatiana Romanova (From Russia With Love)
  3. Tracy Bond (On Her Majesty's Secret Service)
  4. Pussy Galore (Goldfinger)
  5. Honey Ryder (Dr. No)
  6. Kissy Suzuki (You Only Live Twice)
  7. Sylvia Trench (Dr. No, From Russia With Love)
  8. Aki (You Only Live Twice)
  9. Patricia Fearing (Thunderball)

VILLAINS (criteria = competency, toughness)

  1. Blofeld (On Her Majesty's Secret Service)
  2. Emilio Largo (Thunderball)
  3. Dr. No
  4. Goldfinger
  5. Rosa Klebb (From Russia With Love) 
HENCHMEN 
  1. Oddjob (Goldfinger)
  2. Donald "Red" Grant (From Russia With Love)
  3. Hans (You Only Live Twice)
  4. Three Blind Mice (Dr. No)
  5. Vargas (Thunderball)
FEMME FATALES
  1. Fiona Volpe (Thunderball)
  2. Helga Brandt (You Only Live Twice)
  3. Miss Taro (Dr. No)

TITLE SONGS

  1. You Only Live Twice, by Nancy Sinatra
  2. Thunderball, by Tom Jones
  3. On Her Majesty's Secret Service
  4. From Russia With Love, by Matt Monro
  5. Goldfinger, by Shirley Bassey

MACGYVER PROJECT ALUMNI (in order of appearance)

  1. Sean Connery: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
  2. Joseph Wiseman (Dr. No): The Battle of Tommy Giordano
  3. Walter Gotell (From Russia With Love): GX-1, Gold Rush
BOND-RELATED MUSICAL ARRANGEMENTS NOT HEARD IN ANY MOVIE (in no particular order)

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