Tuesday, August 4, 2020

The 007 Project -- Rankings Page

Ranking the Bond movies and other elements. Updating as I go. 

MOVIES

  1. On Her Majesty's Secret Service
  2. Live and Let Die
  3. Thunderball
  4. Goldfinger
  5. Dr. No
  6. You Only Live Twice
  7. From Russia With Love
  8. Diamonds Are Forever

BONDS

  1. Sean Connery
  2. George Lazenby

BOND GIRLS (criteria = 75% looks, 25% personality.  Apologies for being shallow.)

  1. Solitaire (Live and Let Die)
  2. Domino (Thunderball)
  3. Tatiana Romanova (From Russia With Love)
  4. Tracy Bond (On Her Majesty's Secret Service)
  5. Pussy Galore (Goldfinger)
  6. Tiffany Case (Diamonds Are Forever)
  7. Honey Ryder (Dr. No)
  8. Kissy Suzuki (You Only Live Twice)
  9. Sylvia Trench (Dr. No, From Russia With Love)
  10. Aki (You Only Live Twice)
  11. Patricia Fearing (Thunderball)

VILLAINS (criteria = competency, toughness)

  1. Blofeld (On Her Majesty's Secret Service)
  2. Kananga (Live and Let Die)
  3. Emilio Largo (Thunderball)
  4. Dr. No
  5. Goldfinger
  6. Rosa Klebb (From Russia With Love) 
HENCHMEN 
  1. Oddjob (Goldfinger)
  2. Donald "Red" Grant (From Russia With Love)
  3. Tee Hee and Baron Samedi (Live and Let Die)
  4. Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd (Diamonds Are Forever)
  5. Hans (You Only Live Twice)
  6. Three Blind Mice (Dr. No)
  7. Vargas (Thunderball)
FEMME FATALES
  1. Fiona Volpe (Thunderball)
  2. Helga Brandt (You Only Live Twice)
  3. Miss Taro (Dr. No)

TITLE SONGS

  1. You Only Live Twice, by Nancy Sinatra
  2. Thunderball, by Tom Jones
  3. On Her Majesty's Secret Service
  4. Live and Let Die, by Wings
  5. From Russia With Love, by Matt Monro
  6. Goldfinger, by Shirley Bassey
  7. Diamonds Are Forever, by Shirley Bassey

MACGYVER PROJECT ALUMNI (in order of appearance)

  1. Sean Connery: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
  2. Joseph Wiseman (Dr. No): The Battle of Tommy Giordano
  3. Walter Gotell (From Russia With Love): GX-1, Gold Rush
BOND-RELATED MUSICAL ARRANGEMENTS NOT HEARD IN ANY MOVIE (in no particular order)

2 comments:

  1. How do you order the rest of the Bond flicks? Surprised to not see Casino Royale in the top 8

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    1. Yeah I haven't gotten to Casino Royale yet -- I'm going in order and updating as I go.

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