#121: Eye of Osiris

Season: 6

Synopsis in 3 sentences or less:

MacGyver is in Turkey to lend Phoenix Foundation support to an archaeologist father/daughter team that is searching for the tomb of Alexander the Great which contains the valuable Eye of Osiris.  Beth, the daughter, secretly helps a corrupt treasure hunter in exchange for money, to her and her rude father’s later regret.  The treasure hunter and the Eye of Osiris end up sealed in the tomb (which MacGyver found), and there is a reconciliation of father and daughter.  

Memorable Quote:

"Feel Lucky?"  ~A little person who pulls a knife on MacGyver in the opening scene.  MacGyver fends him off with a scarf and then takes the little person and hangs him on a light fixture. 

Highlight:

See Memorable Quote.

Lowlight:
See Memorable Quote. 

Best MacGyverism:

Not much to choose from here.  At one point, he takes a sugar-water mixture and sprays it on the sandy artifact remains to harden it up.  Let's go with that.

Other thoughts, observations, and questions I didn’t ask when I was in fourth grade:

• Watching this episode with Mom!  "When are we going to get to the good ones?" she asks.  "At this rate, in about 5 years," I answer.  I kid, I kid. 
• The episode opens with MacGyver entering a Mongolian looking tavern (though it’s supposed to be Turkey).  A woman is playing dice with a villager, reminiscent of Marion’s drinking game in Raiders of the Lost Ark.  This is the first of many Indiana Jones parallels from this episode, including:
• When the artifact falls into the sand and is preserved in reverse, similar to the bad guy in Raiders who grabs the burning medallion and has it preserved on his palm
• The father who spends a lifetime possessed by finding the treasure (Prof. Jones and the Holy Grail)
• The scene where the walls close in from both sides (ok, that’s Star Wars)
• Ancient room with ingenious booby traps that still work perfectly
• Big piece of stone that chases them through a tunnel (similar to giant bowling ball)
• Who knew Turkey had pine trees just like western Canada?  Sorry, I had to. 
• I generally don't like to critique actors (don't want to hurt anyone's feelings), but Beth struggles a bit. 
• Our first Kai Wulff sighting!  He ends up appearing in 4 different episodes as 4 different characters.  Always does a great job as the bad European guy.  In this episode, he’s one of the Von Leer brothers, the first of which perished in "Legend of the Holy Rose."
• "What do I want with that [the artifacts] when I can't even read hieroglyphics or ancient Greek?" ~Von Leer.  Good to see he's thought this thing through. 
• I’m a big snowcat fan.  Would be great to traverse the Wisconsin winters.  Probably a little out of my price range though.
• "If it [the tomb] is letting light in, how come from the outside no one has ever seen this great big round window?"  ~ Mom
• I like how MacGyver sees the shining blue light and yells "There’s our way out," which he somehow immediately knows.  And then Von Leer comes back with an even more over-the-top "A hah ha ha, the eye is mine!"
• I normally don’t think of myself as a claustrophobic person, but the scene toward the end where MacGyver, Beth, and the Professor are lying on their backs with a wall no more than three inches above their head makes me feel claustrophobic.  I don’t even like thinking about it—let’s move on. 

Final Analysis:

Not as slapstick as my least favorite episodes but there are some bad moments.  Generally I enjoy treasure hunting/archaeology type stuff, though this episode doesn’t do much for me.  Next up, we’re staying in season 6 for some more borderline slapstick! 

#122: Flame's End

Season: 1

Synopsis in 3 sentences or less:
MacGyver gets a call from an old college flame, Amy, who asks him to come help her because she’s in trouble.  Amy has found some evidence of a uranium theft at the nuclear power plant where she works, and the perpetrators are after her.  MacGyver and Amy find the stolen uranium and prevent the full-scale meltdown of the nuclear plant.

Memorable Quote:

"Mac, this film badge reacts to radiation.  If you’re near anything hot, it starts to turn black."  ~Amy

"When it’s all black, they give you a new one?"  ~MacGyver

"When it’s all black, they give you a coffin."   ~Amy
"Oh."  ~MacGyver

Highlight:

This is an easy choice—the opening scene where MacGyver is playing table hockey in his apartment with his friend Susan.  There are a lot of great things going on here:

• MacGyver is wearing a helmet and hockey gloves while he is playing. 
• He uses a Rube Goldberg-like contraption to get the puck into the rink (a steel marble rolls down a ramp and somehow activates the puck’s entry into the rink)
• MacGyver goofs with Susan by doing the entire scene in a funny faux Canadian accent. 
• I loved table hockey and soccer as a kid, and this rink looks fantastic.  It’s covered with clear glass or plastic, and it looks like it’s USA vs. USSR.  By the way, wanna know my secret for being a champion table hockey or soccer/foosball player?  Always keep one hand on the goalie. 
• I’m a Susan fan.  She only makes a brief appearance as MacGyver’s “friend” in this episode and in Countdown, where I remember MacGyver drops an egg on her foot.  Despite her lack of screen time, she seems like a nice lady and fun to be around.  She'll be my first addition to the Love Interest rankings (though we'll add Amy later also). 
• We get to hear MacGyver’s answering machine message, "Hello, this is not MacGyver, so obviously you’ve reached the wrong number."  Good stuff.

Lowlight:
After Amy and MacGyver share a kiss for old times sake, she says, "I still remember how you taste."  Yikes, did she just actually say that, or did I black out?  Let me rewind the DVD . . . yep, she said that.  

Best MacGyverism:
MacGyver and Amy get locked in a radioactive nuclear waste disposal chamber which has been activated.  The time lock on the door will open in 60 minutes, but the radioactive sludge will pour in and kill them in 10.  MacGyver messes around with the wires and hits the time clock with a "hot electrical surge" setting up a "violent secondary vibration."  Let's add this one to the MacGyverism list. 

Other thoughts, observations, and questions I didn’t ask when I was in fourth grade:

• I was immediately surprised by the lack of the opening song.  I was wondering if maybe there was just not going to be a song when it finally appeared at the 6:46 mark.  This isn’t like one of the early episodes with the opening gambits because those openings were unrelated to the rest of the story, unlike this one. 
• Why does the bad guy in the yellow hazmat suit stop to slowly hang up the phone instead of continuing to chase Amy?
• Flashback!  MacGyver pulls up in a leather jacket riding a motorcycle.  He says they’ve been offered a position as cooks on a freighter in the Greek islands, and he signs her up without telling her first.  She's not too happy, because I guess the idea of leaving college early to be a cook on a freighter isn't her cup of tea.  She wants a stable life and to get a job at the new nuclear power plant in town, but MacGyver wants to get out and see the world.  I like how the music on the radio switches from upbeat Crocodile Rock to melancholy Time in a Bottle as the relationship ends.  
• Whoa, car bomb!  Kind of a shocker.  I forgot about that part. 
• While MacGyver is looking at the car bomb fragments, Tim comes up and says hello.  We learn later that Tim, MacGyver, and Amy were all in science club together. 
•   Tim:  MacGyver?  It’s Tim.  Tim Wexler. 
•   MacGyver: Tim.  It’s been a while, huh.  [said without expression and in the most quiet and unenthusiastic way possible]. 
• Speaking of Tim, did you know he is played by Robert Englund, who was Freddy Krueger in the first five Nightmare on Elm Street movies?  I’ve never seen those movies, but it’s hard to picture him as a horror villain from this episode where he seems soft spoken and a bit nerdy.  I suppose that speaks to his ability to play multiple characters. 
• When Amy says "I haven’t slept in 36 hours," I remember as a kid being shocked by that and thinking that was impossible.
• We learn that MacGyver carries a handkerchief.  So does my dad.  I experimented with one as a kid.  In a way, it’s a little sad that they’re out of style.  In another way, that’s probably a good thing considering they can get pretty gross.
•  So where exactly are they?  MacGyver got on a plane to see Amy, but there are still California plates.  That must mean Northern California.  A quick check of google maps shows there is a Westport Beach north of San Francisco.  So there you go.  
• As Tim is pointing a gun at them, MacGyver decided to walk away, believing that Tim wouldn't shoot them. 
• Amy: Mac, just how well do you read people?
• MacGyver: I’m taking the final exam right now.
• Why wouldn't Tim shoot them if he was willing to lock them in the radioactive chamber?
• "I hate heights, and I despise guns, so how the hell did I get myself up here?" ~MacGyver.  Runner up for memorable quote. 
• Lots of saxophone in season 1.  Any time there's a possible love interest, we hear the sax.  
• I always watch the closing credits after each episode, and every once in a while there's a little guitar riff at the end that's a nice surprise.  Listen for it at the 20 seconds left mark.  I know, I'm strange.    

Final Analysis:
Good episode here!  It's nice that we're finally getting into some good ones.  Lots of material to work with.  It's a little lower on my rankings just because there aren't a lot of great moments that I get excited about, and the nuclear power plant is kind of a drab, depressing setting.  I like Amy more than I remembered, so she will score well on the Love Interest list.  She's smart, capable, and she and MacGyver have good rapport together.  She fawns over him a bit too much, but MacGyver could certainly do worse.  I I’ve been a little slow lately with my recaps—I’ve been catching up on season 2 of Homeland (Christmas gift).  But have no fear, the MacGyver countdown will continue, slowly but surely!